Intent links · non-custodial · your wallet signs

You have an intent.
We do the rest.

Mint a link that carries an ask — “Buy $10 of AAPL”, “Stake ETH with Lido”, “DCA $25 weekly”. Whoever opens it connects their own wallet and Pantessa scans, funds across chains, builds, and guard-checks the whole path. They sign. Done. The transaction onboarding flow, nailed — for your dapp, or for the audience you teach.

🔗 /i/buy-aapl opened · funded cross-chain · signed · receipted

133
Links live
1298
Opens
$35.00
Moved through links
$0.0037
Creator earnings
THE MACHINE

Watch a sentence become multiple transactions.

Almost nothing worth asking for is one transaction. Pick an ask and the same stages your users walk run right here — the wallet scan, the funding plan, the pinned builder, the guardrails that fail closed, the signatures that are only ever theirs. Four asks, four different endings. That difference is the whole product.

Buy $10 of AAPL

An empty wallet on the wrong chain. The ask still lands.

The sentence becomes a spec — no model writes calldata here.

> action buy

> spend $10.00 (dollar-denominated)

> asset AAPL → tokenized equity, Robinhood Chain (4663)

> settle USDG · 6 decimals

A model of the turn — not a live wallet. The link runs it for real.
THE NIGHT SHIFT

The money moved. Nobody was at the keyboard.

Recurring buys, stop-loss protections and multi-step jobs keep working between your turns. Pantessa is the non-custodial back office for autonomous money: it builds, guard-checks and receipts every move — and holds nothing.

  • Say it once “Every week,” “if it drops 8%,” “once the bridge settles.” The sentence becomes standing intent — not a reminder to come back and type it again.
  • Guard-checked at fire time Nothing runs on stale math. Every step is rebuilt and re-checked the moment it’s due, so dead calldata never reaches a wallet.
  • Your keys, your receipts You sign, or a scoped key you can revoke does. Either way the tx hash lands in your ledger before you wake up.
21:000 receipts · 0 keys held
  1. 22:15DCA Autopilot pulled $25 and bought ETHone-shot Spend Permission · nothing else it can touch
  2. 00:38JOB 3/3 Bridge settled → bought $25 of NVDAeach step rebuilt and guard-checked at its own turn
  3. 02:47GUARDIAN ETH stop fired at $3,208 · position closeddelegated key · revocable · never custody
  4. 05:30SPOT GUARD 312th sweep · mark above the floor · no actionchecking is the job — most minutes it does nothing, loudly

The best screenshot is the one where nobody was at the keyboard.

EMBED ANYWHERE

Embed the whole agent on your site. Five lines.

Not a support widget with a payments tab bolted on — the same chat that scans, funds, builds, guard-checks and receipts, mounted on your page. Watch each line buy something: a bubble, a set of dapps, and the wallet your visitors already connected.

npm i yeetfulv0.9
import { mountYeetfulChat } from 'yeetful/embed' mountYeetfulChat({  mode: 'bubble',  mcps: ['uniswap-free', 'snapshot-free'],  wallet: 'auto', // the host page's wallet signs})

the package, and one call

Read the embed docs →
IT LEARNS FROM YOUR USERS

Every dead end becomes an upgrade prompt for your MCP.

The chat records the asks it couldn’t answer on your site — not the ones it aced. Those are the tools you’re missing, ranked by how many people wanted them.

On the roadmap: the same agent in Discord · Telegram · X

THE TRUST LAYER

Why hosts embed it. Why users sign.

Two different people, two different worries. A host is deciding whether to put this on their page; a visitor is deciding whether to sign something a machine built. Both answers are the same architecture, read from opposite ends.

Non-custodial by construction · your wallet signs · every move receipted

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